Special Edition Post for Men: Are you a douchebag?

PLEASE HELP US WITH OUR STUDY

We are in the process of conducting a highly scientific study to determine the National Percentile of American Male Douchebags.

If you are not a douchebag, this is also your opportunity to enter your information into the National Registry of Datable Men.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=2zam_2biDjeg_2fl2D4CoIEF8A_3d_3d

Thank you for your help.